我的笑話︰通透的熊

A bear is charging this hunter in the woods. The hunter fires, and misses. The bear breaks his rifle in two, sodomizes the hunter, then walks away. The hunter is furious. The next day he is back in the woods, with a new rifle. Again the bear charges, again he hunter misses, again he is sodomized. The hunter is now beside himself. He is going to get that bear, if it’s the last thing he does. He gets himself an AK-47 assault rifle, goes back into the woods. Again the bear charges and, believe it or not, again hunter misses. The bear breaks the assault rifle, gently puts his paws around the hunter and says, ‘OK, come clean now. This isn’t really about hunting, is it?’

from On Humor, by Simon Critchley